Forgot your sundress and the beach volleyball players you’ve been ogling while pretending to watch the monkeys in the coconut palms just invited you for a drink at the fancy (they use real glassware instead of plastic Imperial beer cups) beach bar? Don’t panic!
Grab an XXL t-shirt from the vendor (in the shade under the monkey tree probably) and start wrapping. In a matter of seconds you’ll be transformed with this clever and stylish beach dress that might even turn into a topic of conversation that gets you past those first awkward moments.
Instructions for fashion conscious guys
Just pull the t-shirt over your head and wear it. You’d look silly as hell with it pleated up over your man boobs.